Community: Polls & Surveys

May 2005 Polls

It looks like the EU constitution may be dead.

I'm glad.
16%
We should still get a chance to vote on it.
16%
We can't let the French derail the whole plan.
16%
It gives us a chance to rethink the future of Europe.
16%
The issue is too complex for the public to vote on.
16%
I don't really understand the issue.
16%

Going away this summer?

No, staying in Blighty to catch the heatwave
20%
Hell yeah. Timbuktu and beyond
20%
Only to the nearest seafront
20%
Wallet permitting
20%
The weather's tropical enough here
20%

Do you believe in the death penalty?

No. Not under any circumstances.
33%
Yes. It would be a good deterrent to murder.
33%
Only for the murder of children and old people.
33%

The Crazy Frog ringtone looks set to beat Coldplay to number one. Is this...

Great. I love that frog.
25%
Terrible. That frog gets on my nerves.
25%
Interesting. It's strange that a ringtone can outsell Coldplay.
25%
Good. Anything that stops Coldplay from reaching No1 is fine.
25%

What does the word 'pension' mean to you?

That thing my parents nag me about sorting
25%
A chunk of my paycheck that goes to my future
25%
My ticket to old age partying
25%
I'll worry about it when I've got a job
25%

Should happy hours be banned?

Yes, they cause menace to society
25%
Maybe, they have good and bad points
25%
Don't care either way
25%
No, it's a really bad idea
25%

What's your ideal Sunday meal?

Roast beef with all the trimmings.
25%
Lots of fruit to detox.
25%
Fish and chips.
25%
Barbeque.
25%

The Amazon rainforest is being destroyed at record levels. Do you think...

All destruction of the rainforest must be stopped now!
25%
Growing economies need timber and farmland.
25%
Global warming has been exaggerated.
25%
We need to reduce deforestation.
25%

Do you believe that 'feral youths' are roaming the streets of Britain?

Yes. It's so dangerous on the streets today.
25%
No. It's just media hype.
25%
There have always been hooligans on the streets.
25%
Young people are being stereotyped again.
25%

CCTV is...

Necessary for a stable society.
25%
An infringement of our rights.
25%
Ineffective. You can't see actual faces with it.
25%
Just one of the tools to fight crime.
25%

What do you think of Celebrity Love Island?

I can't wait for it.
25%
I hope this is the end of reality TV.
25%
The 'celebrities' are just sad and desperate.
25%
I may watch it if it's on.
25%

What do you think of 'happy slapping'?

It's just a laugh.
25%
They should be locked up.
25%
It's a fad that will die out.
25%
I blame Jackass.
25%

Should the working week be made a maximum of 48 hours?

Yes. People are working too hard.
33%
No. If you have to work longer, you should be allowed to.
33%
We should have a much shorter working week.
33%

An Andy Warhol painting of Liz Taylor has sold for £7m.

This is deserved. Warhol was a genius.
33%
This is a joke. Warhol was rubbish.
33%
I don't like modern art.
33%

Hepatitis B is 50 to 100 times more infectious than the Aids virus. Have you been immunised?

Yes. It's potentially fatal.
33%
No. I've never thought about it
33%
Isn't it a gay issue?
33%
Only foreigners get it.
0%

Would you spend money to look good on a first date?

Yes. I need to look good to feel good.
25%
No. They can take me as I am.
25%
I just put on my lucky pants.
25%
I don't need to. I'm irresistible.
25%

In the future, will you have surgery to look younger?

No. Wrinkles have character
25%
Yes. I want to be nipped, tucked and lifted
25%
I hate knives
25%
I won't let the body fascists win.
25%


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