March 2006 Polls
Would you get your tongue pierced?
Been there, done that
25%
I've considered it
25%
If I was very drunk
25%
No way ouch!
25%
Will you be playing any April fools jokes?
Whoopee cushion at the ready
25%
I'm more likely to get caught out
25%
I don't agree with mockery
25%
April fools? thanks for the reminder
25%
I'd describe myself in three words as:
Happy, optimistic, funny
20%
Cool, calm, collected
20%
Bitter, cynical, pessimistic
20%
Bored at work
20%
Very bad at counting
20%
When I was six I wanted to be:
A doctor/nurse
16%
In the emergency services
16%
A pop/rockstar
16%
A pilot
16%
A sports champion
16%
A bus/train driver
16%
I visit the doctor:
If I'm on my death bed
25%
Once/twice a year
25%
Fairly regularly
25%
I'm there all the time
25%
Underage sex is:
Illegal and wrong
25%
Ok if it's safe
25%
Inevitable
25%
Just a bit of fun
25%
If I could have any superhero power it would be:
Invisibility
20%
The ability to fly
20%
X-ray vision
20%
Elasticity
20%
Immortality
20%
What do you wear in bed?
Nothing at all
20%
A t-shirt
20%
Cotton pyjamas
20%
Something silky and sexy
20%
A full PVC outfit
20%
VAT on condoms has dropped from 17.5% to 5%. This is:
Brilliant news - it's a big cut
33%
A step in the right direction
33%
Not enough of a drop
0%
There shouldn't be VAT on condoms
33%
Do you think allowing people to self harm while supervised in hospital is a good idea?
It's the safest solution
25%
Not ideal, but a good idea
25%
Other methods are better
25%
It's a terrible idea
25%
The amount of sleep I need is:
12 hours slumber
20%
Eight hours deep sleep
20%
Six hours snoozing
20%
Four hours drunken kip
20%
15 minute power naps
20%
The minimum wage for over 22 year olds is to rise to £5.35
It's still not enough to live on
20%
It's not bad, but could be higher
20%
It's quite fair compared to other countries
20%
It should be the minimum wage for 16 year olds
20%
It's like a lottery win
20%
Iraq three years on is:
A safer, more democratic country
25%
Progressing for the better
25%
No better or worse than before
25%
In a worse way than before
25%
The most effective hangover cure is:
Fresh fruit
25%
Alka-seltzer and caffeine drinks
25%
A greasy fry up
25%
Hair of the dog
25%
Which chocolate is the most horrible in the selection box?
Marzipan
20%
Orange cream
20%
Strawberry cream
20%
Coffee
20%
Nut
20%
My favourite 'gourmet' crisps are:
Walkers Sensations
33%
Real McCoys - Specials
33%
Kettle Chips
33%
Golden Wonder - Golden Skins
0%
The best film trilogy is:
Star Wars
20%
Terminator
20%
The Matrix
20%
Back to the Future
20%
The Godfather
20%
My favourite time of the week is:
Monday morning - back to work
25%
Wednesday afternoon - half way through
25%
Friday night - party time
25%
Sunday morning - extra sleep
25%
Has the winter weather left you feeling down in the dumps?
Yes - well and truly fed up
33%
Not really - I like a bit of British drizzle
33%
No - I'm dreading the summer
33%
What film are you most looking forward to?
Basic Instinct 2
20%
Casino Royale
20%
The Da Vinci Code
20%
Superman Returns
20%
X-men 3
20%
What was your choice for best film?
Brokeback Mountain
20%
Capote
20%
Crash
20%
Good Night, and Good Luck
20%
Munich
20%
Is Davina the worst chat show ever?
Yes - it's foul
33%
No - Johnny Vaughn was worse
33%
No - I really like it
33%
What do you do most?
Slouching in front of the idiot box
50%
Windsurfing the interweb
50%
What does No Smoking Day mean to you?
A chance to encourage my friends to stop
20%
A day without lighting up
20%
The start of my plan to quit
20%
A day to breathe clean air
20%
It's no different to any other day
20%
Should a third of Britain's badgers be culled?
Yes - they are vicious disease spreading critters
50%
No - they are sociable, furry woodland friends
50%












