Lies that won't get you into bed

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Lies that won't get you into bed

Some men will say anything to get a woman into bed, including flattery, emotional blackmail, and barefaced lies. TheSite.org brings you the all-time classic top ten lines and what they really mean.

Of course I love you, look into my eyes, would I lie to you?
Anybody who says 'would I lie to you?' is lying. Simple as that.
I have to have sex, my balls are really hurting
You'll be fine after a wank, honest
I'm heartbroken, can I cry on your shoulder?
Angling for a sympathy shag?
My last partner wanted sex five times every day
But they still dumped you...Wonder why?
You'd do it if you cared about me
Save the emotional blackmail, pur-lease
It will get rid of my acne
No it won't. Ewwww.
Let's just get into bed together, I'm too drunk to do anything
Everybody sobers up eventually...
If you don't want to have sex, you're frigid
Insults, the last resort
I was impotent - but you have cured me!
Just my luck...
I can show you a really good time, orgasm guaranteed
His orgasm, not hers, in case you hadn't guessed